The weird moment when you get a game for your birthday and then find out the protagonist has the same birthday as you so you also got it on his birthday and that’s the exact kind of bizarre coincidence that would happen in that game.
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Getting things off high shelves:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
It’s like a Swiss Army Knife, if the Swiss were half man and half orc.