May 2013
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May 20th
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bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
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April 2013
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Apr 30th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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The weird moment when you get a game for your birthday and then find out the protagonist has the same birthday as you so you also got it on his birthday and that’s the exact kind of bizarre coincidence that would happen in that game.
Apr 23rd
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As many of you know, I recently purchased an...
zohbugg: Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine. Such as making the bed: Making toast: Getting things off high shelves: Making coffee: Reaching the remote when it’s too far away: And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper: I don’t know how I survived life without it. It’s like a Swiss Army Knife,...
Apr 9th
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I just set my phone’s ringtone to the one from Saints Row the Third and you literally would not believe how happy this makes me.
Apr 9th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 5th
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I don’t really care about how many followers I have (I mostly just keep this blog for myself), but every time I lose a follower I look over my recent posts and wonder who it was that thought “Nope, I’m done with this. That Adventure Time GIF set is the straw that broke this camel’s back.”
Apr 4th
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March 2013
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Mar 28th
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 21st
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“It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or...”
– David Cain, “Procrastination Is Not Laziness” (via pawneeparksdepartment)
Mar 7th
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February 2013
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Feb 26th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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January 2013
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Jan 31st
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radioactivemoose: so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy so i got one and wrote this on top: and left it on a table in the studio less than five minutes later people were fighting about it my plan has thus far been a success
Jan 21st
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kelsium: Being depressed isn’t so much being sad as it is being exhausted all the time and making constant calculations of what the cost-benefit ratio of being and not being is. Shakespeare wasn’t fucking around.
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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I made cookies to test a new recipe and now I...
They’re that dangerous combination of amazingly tasty and not at all filling. For the record they’re Alton Brown’s Oatmeal Raisin Cookies with a bit of vital wheat gluten added for stability, double the egg, and the raisins soaked in Irish breakfast tea rather than rum. And they’re amazing.
Jan 14th
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